The Simpsons
S1E13: Some Enchanted Evening
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Barney's a pig. Larry's a pig. We're all pigs.
Except for one difference.
Once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop,
hose ourselves off and act like human beings.
Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.
Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards.