Rick and Morty
S1E9: Something Ricked This Way Comes
This guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what?
He wouio’ have had to run until he died,
making them worthless.
i removed the curse, making them worth,
like, i don 't know, " million,
See you at the Olympics,
This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family,
Now it does their taxes.
Everything 's deductible.