S9E17: Lisa the Simpson
Mom, I think something's wrong with me.
I can't do anything right lately.
You're just having a bad day. I had one last week.
I burned the roast. My cake fell.
And I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM.
Maybe you're just a lousy cook. Ow!
I'll go get the Bactine.