The Simpsons
S9E7: The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
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Oh. I cannot get married. I am just beginning to enjoy my bachelorhood.
What am I going to do?
Tell her the truth. You're not ready to get married.
No, no. You do not know Mother. She will never quit until I am married.
Then just tell her you're already married.
No. I cannot lie to my mother.