S10E10: Meg and Quagmire
Quagmire, let me in, you son of a bitch.
QUAGMIRE: (ON RECORD) I'm sorry I'm not home to receive you.
The reason being that you have sufficiently scared me away from your wife or daughter.
I plan to get help and use better judgment in the future.
Wait a minute. So Quagmire just changed all of a sudden, just like that?
You want me to read this or not?
No, Grandpa, I don't.