The Simpsons
S4E13: Selma's Choice
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To my sister, jackie, I leave my pet iguana, jub jub.
Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?
To my dear childless nieces, Patty and Selma,
I leave my grandfather clock and these words: Don't die lonely like me.
Raise a family, and do it now.