The Simpsons

S4E13: Selma's Choice

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To my sister, jackie, I leave my pet iguana, jub jub. Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her? To my dear childless nieces, Patty and Selma, I leave my grandfather clock and these words: Don't die lonely like me. Raise a family, and do it now.