Family Guy

S8E21: Partial Terms of Endearment

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To kill any living thing is an abortion. That's what the man I just met outside the clinic told me. And he had a T-shirt on that confirmed it. Okay, well, sperm is alive, and every time you masturbate, millions of them die, so is it wrong to kill sperm? Yes. Yes, it is. From now on, no more masturbating in this house. (STAMMERING) What? Why? Because masturbation is abortion.