The Simpsons
S2E19: Lisa's Substitute
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Howdy. I am a Texas cowboy.
The year is 1830. You young 'uns ask me any questions you like.
Can we play kick ball instead of science after lunch ?
Kick ball ? Son, there ain't no kick ball in 1830. Any other questions ?
Shoot, it's awfully quiet on the plains here.
Well, how about this ? Everybody, I wanna see two eyes...