The Simpsons

S5E10: $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

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Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now. She's a slot jockey. But if I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida, I'll be the laughingstock of the whole school. Oh, it's always something, isn't it? First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital... so she can give birth to you, and now this!