Family Guy
S4E12: Perfect Castaway
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Um...
I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance.
Oh, God.
I, uh,
I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me, while I touched myself.
Oh, come on.
Ah, I never did the same thing but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics.