Family Guy
S1E3: Chitty Chitty Death Bang
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"I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for 9 grueling months."
Day 171. I've sprouted another finger,
counting the one from yesterday.
I'm up to 11.
"As the months of solitude passed, I began to go insane.
"It seemed my prison cell was getting smaller and smaller.
"I was quite sure that soon I would be dead.