S10E5: Back to the Pilot
I recall this day.
You know, I actually think this might be my first memory.
Stewie, I said no toys at the table.
Damn you, vile woman!
You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Oh, don't pout, honey.
You know, when you were born,
the doctor said you were the happiest-looking baby he'd ever seen.