The Simpsons
S5E13: Homer and Apu
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I think I come off very well.
Monster! Run, children!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation.
But, sir, I was only following standard procedure.
Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure...
to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.