S8E18: Homer vs. the 18th Amendment
Happy St. Patrick's Day, loser!
Ow! Quit it!
It's the wearin' of the green, Bart! Pinch, pinch, pinch!
No one's pinching his legs. Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!
It's been St. Patrick's Day for hours, and I'm still not drunk yet!