The Simpsons
S1E5: Bart the General
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contrary to what you've just seen,
war is neither glamorous nor fun.
There are no winners. Only losers.
There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy.
If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library--
many of them with cool, gory pictures.