S2E11: A Picture's Worth A Thousand Bucks
That's a People magazine.
Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
Can't we just enjoy the rest of your birthday?
Look. It says, "Happy Birthday, Daddy. Love, Stewie."
Let me see that!
Did you forge my name?
Oh, Is that backward "S" supposed to be cute?
Oh, I'm going to crap double for you tonight!