Family Guy
S5E17: It Takes a Village Idiot... and I Married One
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Lois is gonna get the entire female vote 'cause of me.
I've been having sex with every woman in town nonstop for the past two days.
My God, if I tried to masturbate right now, you know what'd come out?
A little flag with the word "bang" on it.
(LAUGHS)