Rick and Morty
S2E7: Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
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No no no no. His vampire name was Balik Alistane.
Why the fuck would he name himself after a famous vampire movie? Was he doing a bit?
I do not know, your unholiness.
Jesus fucking Christ.
From now on, no more of this clever-name bullshit.
When a vampire is pretending to be a human,
they can just call themselves Alan Jefferson or something like that.
It's crazy, right?
I mean, am I being an asshole?