The Simpsons

S16E21: The Father, the Son & the Holy Guest Star

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(GROANING) FATHER SEAN: I was laying in the gutter picking up my teeth when Saint Peter himself appears before me. Sean, you wanker... He says. Repent of your wicked ways or sod off. Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight. And that's how I came to the Church.