Family Guy
S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears
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Even if you use a condom.
Because not only do condoms fail 100 percent of the time,
they're also majorly unsafe.
Hey, you wouldn't put a plastic bag over your grandmother's head would you?
STUDENT: No.
And that's why we're gonna be handing out these opal rings.
These rings are a symbol of your commitment to refrain from sex until you're married.