The Simpsons
S16E17: The Heartbroke Kid
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(STUTTERS) Yes, Superintendent Chalmers?
Do you know what today is?
Today? Yes, of course I do!
Happy birthday to you, happy... It not my birthday, Seymour.
You know I'm a Sagittarius.
Really? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there.
Skinner, be gay on your own time.