Family Guy

S2E1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

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So the guy take the dog into the vet. The freakin' vet tells him, get this, "It's not a dog. It's a rat." A big, stinking Mexican rat. True story. Dad, that's just an urban legend. Hand to God. I'm telling you, it was a huge freakin' rat. 5 times as big as that guy's steak.