Family Guy
S2E1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
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So the guy take the dog into the vet.
The freakin' vet tells him,
get this, "It's not a dog. It's a rat."
A big, stinking Mexican rat. True story.
Dad, that's just an urban legend.
Hand to God. I'm telling you, it was a huge freakin' rat.
5 times as big as that guy's steak.