Family Guy

S7E2: I Dream of Jesus

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So, Jesus, finish that story you were telling us. Oh. All right, all right. So there I was, they'd just beaten me senseless, stuck thorns in my head, nailed me to a piece of wood, shoved a sponge full of vinegar in my mouth and killed me. Then they put me in a hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days, and come Sunday, bam, I rise from the dead.