The Simpsons
S3E24: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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You're too young for that machine gun but I'm giving you something that will make sure when you're old enough you can still buy one...
a membership in the National Rifle Association.
Wow! The N.R.A.!
Can I get armor-piercing, cyanide-tipped bullets?
It's in the Constitution.