Family Guy

S8E18: Quagmire's Dad

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I can't tell you how many loads your dad took when I served with him. Huh? Glenn, I wouldn't miss this night for the world. Everyone here admires your dad. He'd walk into an army barracks and make every private there feel important. Yeah, he just knew how to stroke those privates. Oh, God! Your dad was cock of the walk, Glenn. Every day at rifle training, he'd help me clean my butt.