The Simpsons
S15E22: Fraudcast News
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All right, Nelson, what kind of journalism skills do you have?
I don't know. Making nerds cry?
Perfect. You're our TV critic. Ralph, what about you?
I want to be a fire truck.
How about a feature columnist?
Yeah, I'm a feature columnist!
(IMITATING SIREN BLARING)