S9E13: Trading Places
No, you know what?
Instead, let's just go knock on all the doors of all our neighbors and tell them I'm a failure!
No, that's not what I... No, no, no, it's a good idea!
Let's just go right now and tell everyone how much of a failure I am.
(KNOCKING) QUAGMIRE: Oh, hey, Chris.
CHRIS: Meg has something she wants to tell you.
MEG: Chris, please, I'm sorry.
CHRIS: Say it!