Rick and Morty
S2E6: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
These people are backwards savages.
They eat every third baby because they think it makes fruit grow bigger.
Everyone's gross, and they all smell like piss all the time.
I m-- I m-- I miss my family. I miss my laptop.
I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day!
Look, I-I don't care what it takes.
You two are putting aside your bullshit,
and you're working together to get us back home.