The Simpsons
S16E17: The Heartbroke Kid
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You tow me around the track.
As we gather speed, I whip you gently,
you state your name and tell me how you got so heavy.
(SWISHING WHIP) Kent Brockman, Channel 6 News.
I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to Channel 5 and 7.
I hope you're getting three paychecks.