Family Guy

S9E1: And Then There Were Fewer

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I would've electrocuted him, causing a temporary paralysis. And while he was still conscious, but unable to move, I would've reached into his anus and pulled out his lower intestine slowly, hand over hand, like a fancy magician's scarf trick. Then I would fashion the lower intestine into a crude giraffe and give it to his children as a Christmas morning stocking stuffer.