Family Guy

S9E14: Tiegs for Two

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Oh, you're Rip Torn drinking. Listen, instead of sitting here feeling sorry for yourself, why don't you take Quagmire's class on picking up chicks? Quagmire teaches a class? How come I've never heard about this? 'Cause Quagmire forbids us to tell you about his life. As you may recall, he hates you. Wouldn't help me anyway. It's a hopeless situation. If you ever want to get anywhere with this girl,