The Simpsons
S7E4: Bart Sells His Soul
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I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to hell,
where I will eat naught but burning-hot coals...
and drink naught but burning-hot cola.
Where fiery demons will punch me in the back,
where my soul will be chopped into confetti...
and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers,