Family Guy
S8E13: Go, Stewie, Go!
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Because I'm old and fat and unattractive and worthless.
And ever since my birthday last month, I've been really feeling it.
I guess I thought that if I could bring you down,
you wouldn't start to notice that you're too good for me and run off looking for another fella.
Peter, that's ridiculous.
I love you.