S2E19: The Story on Page One
Meg, I just wanted you to have something to put on your transcript.
Well, Thanks to you I can put down that I'm a big fat liar who makes up stories about people.
Hey, It worked for Walter Cronkite.
You know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
Oh, yeAh, But don't mention it around the Veterans' Hospital.
Those guys are really committed to the lie.