Hey, Kevin, can I see your Purple Heart?
'Cause I never actually seen one.
One time this homeless guy showed me his purple head,
but looking back, I'm not so sure that that was really a military thing.
Pfft. I didn't want that stupid medal. You know what I did with it?
I threw it back over the White House fence.
Wait a minute. I thought you said you flew straight home from Kuwait after you woke from your coma.