Family Guy
S9E14: Tiegs for Two
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Now how many of you guys think a woman is looking for Prince Charming?
Wrong! They're looking for bastards like me!
(MURMURING) Mort, how many times you been laid since your wife died?
Do Muriel's clothes count?
No!
You wanna know how many times I've been laid since last night? 60!