The Simpsons

S1E1: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

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I may be a total washout as a father, but I'm not gonna take my kid... to a sleazy dog track on Christmas Eve. Come on, Simpson. The dog's name is Whirlwind. Ten-to-one shot. Money in the bank. Uh-uh. Ah, come on, Dad. This can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything,