S4E22: Sibling Rivalry
Oh, I need a spanking.
I'm a bad, bad girl.
I'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points.
I can use my helm of disintegration and do one-D-4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-5 holy avenger.
Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration.