The Simpsons
S2E5: Dancin' Homer
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So, Homer, what happened in Capital City ?
Oh, Barney.
Come on, Homer. We're dyin' of curiosity.
Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser.
It's being one of those guys who sits in a bar telling the story...
of how he became a loser.
I never want that to happen to me.