S9E13: Trading Places
(KNOCKING) QUAGMIRE: Oh, hey, Chris.
CHRIS: Meg has something she wants to tell you.
MEG: Chris, please, I'm sorry.
CHRIS: Say it!
MEG: (CRYING) Chris is a failure.
QUAGMIRE: Uh, okay.
CHRIS: Now we're going to the Swansons!