The Simpsons
S3E8: Lisa's Pony
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The perfect crime.
Homer, where have you been all night?
I was so worried.
Let's go in the other room.
I did something I'm ashamed of.
The kids can't hear it.
Busted.
I'll work midnight to 8:00.
Come home, sleep five minutes eat breakfast, sleep six minutes, shower.