The Simpsons
S7E19: A Fish Called Selma
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If I were gay, there'd be no problem.
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality,
one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.
- You see--
- Stop!
You're asking me to live a lie.
I don't know if I can do that. It's remarkably easy.