Family Guy

S8E16: April in Quahog

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Joe, Joe, you got to help me. You got to help me get laid! What are you talking about, Quagmire? I got to get laid! You got to help me get laid! I've never had sex! What do you mean? You've had sex a million times. Oh, that's all bluster. I just talk big for the fellas. I'm a virgin, Joe! I don't want to die a virgin! Help me, please!