S5E3: Hell Comes to Quahog
Okay, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk?
You know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive,
but you do anyway because,
I mean, come on, you gotta get your car home, right?
I mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus?
Is that what they want, for me to take a bus?
Well, screw that. You take a bus.
I'm that kind of drunk.