All right, Stewie. Your dad's gonna help you learn how to be a man.
Real men have a couple of beers and then project their inadequacies on their kids.
- What's that?
You think you're better than me?
What? No. I didn't say that.
So I guess you think you would have been some kind of big shot by my age, huh?
Done things differently? Gotten that promotion?
I don't even know what you do.
Well, let me tell you something!