The Simpsons
S3E18: Separate Vocations
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Oh, that's nice. Your father wanted to be a policeman but they said he was too heavy. The army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb. I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I'll be unappreciated in my own country but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French.
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