The Simpsons
S2E19: Lisa's Substitute
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Aw. I'm sorry, Lisa.
You know, it's the life of the substitute teacher. He's a fraud.
Today he might be wearing gym shorts.
Tomorrow he's speaking French Or--
or pretending to know how to run a band saw, or God knows what.
You can't go. You're the best teacher I'll ever have.