Family Guy

S9E10: Friends of Peter G

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What am I supposed to do? If I'm a drunk, I'm a jerk, and if I'm sober, I'm a douche. Exactly, Peter. It's called moderation. That's the key to life. You don't have to give up the booze cold turkey. You just have to be responsible with it. You members of the human race have the ability to send a man to the moon and make Justin Long a movie star.