S8E7: Jerome is the New Black
It has been two months since I made the tragic choice to bite into a York Peppermint Pattie,
and still I have made no progress finding my way out of the mountains.
The only food I have is the rest of this York Peppermint Pattie,
which, unfortunately, keeps bringing me back to the top of the mountain.
If anyone finds this, tell my family I love them.