S16E18: A Star Is Torn
We have our first contestant! Clarissa Wellington! (ALL CHEER) Oh, there's no way I'm gonna beat her.
Why? Just because she sings like Whitney Houston brought to life?
(SIGHS) Don't lose hope, sweetie.
I'm gonna write you a song so great, you can't lose.
And that's not just the beer talking. Your father's in here, too.